63 | Strapped

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January 3rd, 2022Duration: 1:05:32

This week, we watched the too-pretentious-even-for-Chris 2010 movie Strapped. When a hustler becomes trapped in an Alice in Wonderland like apartment building, he's gotta unsexily bone his way out, changing his personality and name with each encounter. And maybe, just maybe, the studio execs will decide that he needs to find love along the way.

Topics Discussed

  • How did Nixon like to self-pleasure?
  • Mythical creatures
  • The patron saint of bottoms
  • How much would you charge for a kiss?
  • Would Kirby give better head than Nancy Reagan?
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